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Hello Top Jokes Blog Readers!

We are finally back after a very long break. Sorry for the re-opening delay which was actually scheduled for the 8th of April because we were having a few difficulties with the new template which we were going to disclose with this re-opening.

Anyways, now we are going to be BIGGER 'n' BETTER and will be posting jokes almost everyday.

There are a lot of things that we have updated:
  • Changed the "Subscribe to: Posts (Atom)" and the Feed Auto discovery to FeedBurner.
  • Added a Labels Cloud to the Sidebar.
  • Modified the Donate Buttons
  • On the Performance Side, you will notice that the loading speed has increased because we have changed a few template codings.
There have been many more updates backstage which is a bit too messy to explain here.

We have also removed all the ads from this page and will only do properly Disclosed Sponsored Posts for raising funds for Charity and also for the running of this Humor Blog.
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