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Top 10 dumbest George Bush quotes!

"I think I may need a bathroom break. Is this possible?" --in a note to to Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice during a U.N. Security Council meeting, September 14, 2005 (caught by TV cameras).

1) "You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." --to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005

2) See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." --Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005

3) "It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way."

4) "I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend."—On the prospect of visiting Denmark.

5) "But Iraq has—have got people there that are willing to kill, and they're hard-nosed killers. And we will work with the Iraqis to secure their future."

6) "We're spending money on clean coal technology. Do you realize we've got 250 million years of coal?"

7) "Those who enter the country illegally violate the law."

8) "I can't wait to join you in the joy of welcoming neighbors back into neighborhoods, and small businesses up and running, and cutting those ribbons that somebody is creating new jobs."

9) "We look forward to analyzing and working with legislation that will make—it would hope—put a free press's mind at ease that you're not being denied information you shouldn't see."

10) "Those 2 towers were useless....I mean really? Where would we use them now? Wait, they are broken, so we can't use them......I wonder how long it would take. Anyways, people of America, I promise you, no more terrorist attacks after the next 5 or 6. You WILL be in safety. As long as you move to another country. (secritery whispers to Bush). *Pauses*, I meant to say America is safe, rest a sured it's going to be fine!"

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