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Little Bob

So, there once was a millionaire from the middle-east, who was very, very stubborn. He was walking through town with his son, little Bob. They passed a store, and little Bob says:"Daddy, daddy! can I buy one of those hats?" -"No" said the man, "we dont have any money to spend son". So, with a bit of dissapointment, he understood, and they kept on walking.

Then, they passed a toy store, and the same thing happened. But little Bob knew that his father loved flying. So when he saw a sign that read:"Airplane Rides", he asked his father. The man hessitated at first, but then he agreed on one condition: If it wasnt too expensive. So they got on the plane, and when they were already airborne, he asked the pilot:"How much is the ride?" -"One thousand dollars" said the pilot. "WHAT?!?!?"-said the man. Alarmed by the man's reaction, the pilot made a deal with the man:"If you or your son stay quiet, not making a sound, the whole ride is free. But if you or your son make a single sound, it wil cost TWICE AS MUCH". The man agreed. So the pilot started making these dangerous loop-de-loops and lots of other horrible and unsafe stunts; when the plane was runnung out of gas, they landed. "Congratulations sir" said the pilot."I did not hear a single sound; the ride is free".

-"WHEW!!"- said the man "I almost shouted when little Bob fell off the plane!
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