The Best Phone Conversation of the year 2005!

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review.

To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what "tenjewberrymuds" means by the end of the conversation.

Room Service (RS) : "Morrin, Roon Sirbees."
Guest (G) : "Sorry I thought I had dialed room-service."

RS : "rye. Roon Sirbees...morrin!Jewsih to oddor sunteen??"
G : "uh, yes,...I'd like some bacon and eggs.'

RS : Ow july den?"
G :"What?"

RS :"ow july den?pryed, boyud, poochd?"
G :"Oh, the eggs! How do I like them?sorry. scrambled, please"

RS :"ow july dee baykem?crease?"
G :"crisp will be fine."

RS :"Hokay. An sahn toes?"
G :"what?."

Rs :"an toes. July sahn toes?."
G :"no, I don't think so."

Rs :"no, judo wan sahn toes??."
G :"I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

RS :"toes!toes!..why jew don juan toes?ow bow anglish moppin we bodder."
G :"English muffin!!i've got it!you were saying 'toast'. Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RS :"we bodder."
G :"no..just put the bodder on the side."

RS :"wad?."
G :"I mean butter...just put it on the side."

RS :"copy?"
G :"excuse me?."

RS :"copy..tea..meel?"
G :"yes, coffee, please, and that's all."

RS :"one Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykeem, anglish moppin we boddder on sigh and copy..rye?."
G :"whatever you say."

RS :"tenjewberrymuds"
G :"you're welcome."

Now, you got the point, rye???

Cat on the Roof

A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, he called his brother to see when he could pick the cat up. The brother hesitated, then said, "I'm so sorry, but while you were away, the cat died." The man was very upset and yelled, "You know, you could have broken the news to me better than that. When I called today, you could have said he was on the roof and wouldn't come down. Then when I called the next day, you could have said that he had fallen off and the vet was working on patching him up. Then when I called the third day, you could have said he had passed away." The brother thought about it and apologized. "So how's Mom?" asked the man. "She's on the roof and won't come down."

Call for Annie Wan

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ? Operator: Yes, you can speak to me. Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan! Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this? Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent. Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about? Caller: Well… just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital. Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this! Caller: You are so rude! Who are you? Operator: I'm Saw Ree. Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name! Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree… Caller: Oh… God!!

The Rabbit and the Butcher

A rabbit hops into a butchers' shop and says "have you got any cabbages?" The butcher says that he doesn't sell cabbages and the rabbit hops off. The next day the same rabbit hops into the same butchers and says, "have you got any cabbages?" The butcher, getting annoyed, says "look I told you yesterday - I'm a butcher, I don't sell cabbages, now go away!" The rabbit hops off. But the next day it hops into the butchers again and again asks "have you got any cabbages?" The butcher, really annoyed now, snaps "No I haven't got any damn cabbages! If you come in here again asking for cabbages I'm will nail your ears to the floor!" The rabbit is scared by this and quickly hops out the door. The next day it hops into the butchers and asks "have you got any nails?" The butcher replies angrily, "NO" "Okay," says the rabbit with a grin, "what about cabbages?"

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