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John's Letter to Bill Gates

Read this letter to Bill Gates…

Note: The name “John Charlie” and the letter are purely fictional…


Dear Bill Gates,

This letter is from John Charlie from New York. We have got a computer in our home and we face some Problem, which I want to bring to your notice.

After connecting to Internet we planned to open an email account. But when ever we fill the Form of Hotmail, in password field only * comes. But in rest of the fields whatever we typed comes but we faced the problem only in Password field.

We checked with Hardware vendor and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we have opened the email account with password *****. But I request u to check this as we our self don't know what is the password!!!

The next one is that we are unable to enter anything after we shut down the computer. There is a button for start but not for pause, stop as in stereo recorder. We request you to add the same in future.

There is an option as RUN in menu. This one of my neighbor after clicking started running and he has run up to Washington from New York. So we request u change that to SIT, so we can click it by sitting.

One doubt is that can I click Re-cycle bin. I own a scooter in my home. Is there a separate option as Re-scooter bin available in the system?

In Microsoft outlook we are able to see the outer view of the mail. Is there an in look through which we can have inner view of the mail?

The last one is my wife has lost the door key of our house. So I searched for the same in search option of start icon, But I did not find the same there, is it a bug?

Yours Anonymously,
John Charlie

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