The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review.
To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what "tenjewberrymuds" means by the end of the conversation.
Room Service (RS) : "Morrin, Roon Sirbees."
Guest (G) : "Sorry I thought I had dialed room-service."
RS : "rye. Roon Sirbees...morrin!Jewsih to oddor sunteen??"
G : "uh, yes,...I'd like some bacon and eggs.'
RS : Ow july den?"
G :"What?"
RS :"ow july den?pryed, boyud, poochd?"
G :"Oh, the eggs! How do I like them?sorry. scrambled, please"
RS :"ow july dee baykem?crease?"
G :"crisp will be fine."
RS :"Hokay. An sahn toes?"
G :"what?."
Rs :"an toes. July sahn toes?."
G :"no, I don't think so."
Rs :"no, judo wan sahn toes??."
G :"I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."
RS :"toes!toes!..why jew don juan toes?ow bow anglish moppin we bodder."
G :"English muffin!!i've got it!you were saying 'toast'. Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS :"we bodder."
G :"no..just put the bodder on the side."
RS :"wad?."
G :"I mean butter...just put it on the side."
RS :"copy?"
G :"excuse me?."
RS :"copy..tea..meel?"
G :"yes, coffee, please, and that's all."
RS :"one Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykeem, anglish moppin we boddder on sigh and copy..rye?."
G :"whatever you say."
RS :"tenjewberrymuds"
G :"you're welcome."
Now, you got the point, rye???
To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what "tenjewberrymuds" means by the end of the conversation.
Room Service (RS) : "Morrin, Roon Sirbees."
Guest (G) : "Sorry I thought I had dialed room-service."
RS : "rye. Roon Sirbees...morrin!Jewsih to oddor sunteen??"
G : "uh, yes,...I'd like some bacon and eggs.'
RS : Ow july den?"
G :"What?"
RS :"ow july den?pryed, boyud, poochd?"
G :"Oh, the eggs! How do I like them?sorry. scrambled, please"
RS :"ow july dee baykem?crease?"
G :"crisp will be fine."
RS :"Hokay. An sahn toes?"
G :"what?."
Rs :"an toes. July sahn toes?."
G :"no, I don't think so."
Rs :"no, judo wan sahn toes??."
G :"I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."
RS :"toes!toes!..why jew don juan toes?ow bow anglish moppin we bodder."
G :"English muffin!!i've got it!you were saying 'toast'. Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS :"we bodder."
G :"no..just put the bodder on the side."
RS :"wad?."
G :"I mean butter...just put it on the side."
RS :"copy?"
G :"excuse me?."
RS :"copy..tea..meel?"
G :"yes, coffee, please, and that's all."
RS :"one Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykeem, anglish moppin we boddder on sigh and copy..rye?."
G :"whatever you say."
RS :"tenjewberrymuds"
G :"you're welcome."
Now, you got the point, rye???